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Internet Geek

10. When filling out your driver’s license application
you give your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign
is, instead your line is “Hi, what’s your URL?”

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends

7. You’re amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger”
them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make
sure they’re listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every
silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as “mylady@home.wife” and
refer to your children as “client applications”.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as
“my domain server”.

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt
out, “I feel so “colon-right parentheses!”

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. Two Words: “Pizza’s Here!”

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