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The Kiss

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand…. I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek… I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck… I want you
4. Kiss on the lips… I love you
5. Kiss on the ears… I am just playing (I hate that)
6. Kiss anywhere else … lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes … kiss me
8. Playing with your hair… I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist… I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

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