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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up
from the couch
then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,
“Where are you going?”

He replies, “I’m going to the doctor.”

She says, “Why, are you sick?”

He says, “Nope, I’m going to get me some of that
Viagra stuff.”

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning
herself to get
out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.

He says, “Where the h*ll are you going”?

She answers, “I’m going to the doctor, too.”

He says, “Why, what do you need?”

She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty
old thing, I’m
getting a tetanus shot.”

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