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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control
of the car, nearly hit a bus, went on the footpath,
and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then
the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said he didn’t realize
that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your

Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been
driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”

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