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Shoplifting

A 57-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When
she went before
the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She
replied: a can of
peaches.

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she
replied that she was
hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the
can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, “I will give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could actually pronounce the
punishment the woman’s
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
something.

He said,” What is it? “

The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

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