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Jacob aged 92 and Sarah age 89 living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind : “Are you the owner?”

The Pharmacist answers : “Yes”

Jacob : We’re about to get married. “Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist : “Of course we do”

Jacob : ” How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist : “All kinds.”

Jacob : “Medicine for rheumatism, sclerosis?”

Pharmacist : “Definitely.”

Jacob : ” How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist : ” Of course.”

Pharmacist : ” Yes a large variety. The works.”

Jacob : ” What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist : “Absolutely.”

Jacob : ” You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist : “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob says to the Pharmacist: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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