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Santas Elves

Santa’s elves are actually subordinate Clauses.

When they are making toys, they sing “Love Me Tender.” That’s why we call them Santa’s little Elvis.

They think that all the work they do getting ready for Christmas is just like a day at the office. They do all the work but the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Not only that, but anytime he wants to, Santa could give them the sack.

A group of elves have banded together and started a rebellion to protest the terrible working conditions. They call themselves the Santanistas. They just want higher elf esteem.

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