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Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.· Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

· Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

· For those of you who have children and don\’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

· Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
· This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

· Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

· A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

· At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be \”What is Hell?\” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
· The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

· Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

· The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

· Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
· 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

· The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

· Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

and last but not least…

· Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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