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Pregnant Turkey

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister’s house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my
sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my
sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached
in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, ‘Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!” At
the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started
to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!


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