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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at
the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one
by one began to tell their stories.

“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Judy.
Aunt Judy was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane
got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and
all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down
so it wouldn’t fall into enemy hands and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran
out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, ’til
the blade broke and then she killed the last one with
her bare hands.”

“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind
of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible
story?”

“Stay the h*ll away from Aunt Judy when she’s been
drinking.”

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