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Holiday Wishes

Holiday Wishes

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world
to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1. All the Children of the world to sing together
2. $1,000,000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
1. Kids singing together
2. $1,000,000 tax free per year for life
3. To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
1. The crap about the kids
2. $1,000,000
3. All encompassing power
4. 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by 2 supermodels and, of
course, my wife

Let’s face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.
So, let’s rearrange
1. All encompassing power
2. The orgasm
3. The money

OH! I forgot to strike down my enemies. Okay, so we add that in.

Now, my wish this Christmas would be:

1. The power
2. To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in h*ll
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the children
of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

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