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* How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire?
4. One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher
* How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes?
23. One to strike the match and twenty two to fill in the paper work.
* How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire?
3. One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
* How many aerospace engineers does it take to light the kindling sticks?
0. You don’t need a rocket science to start a bonfire.
* How many Apple employees does it take to flame Guy Fawkes?
5. One to light the match and four to design the t-shirt.
* How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the bonfire?
0. Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
* How many God-fearing, tax-paying, law-abiding men in Las Vegas does it take to light a bonfire?
Both of them.
* How many fish does it take to set the Guy Fawkes bonfire burning?
Surrealist.

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