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George W. was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three
kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they

The first kid said, “I want to go to Disneyland.”

George said, “No problem. I’ll take you there on Air
Force One”.

The second kid said, “I want a new pair of Nike Air

George said, “I’ll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!”

The third kid said, “I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!”

Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you
don’t look like you are handicapped.”

The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your a$ from drowning!”

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