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Cracker Jokes

Q: What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas?
A: A ladder in her stocking

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Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowsflake

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Q: Why are school cooks so cruel?
A: Because they batter fish and beat eggs

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Q: What ring is square?
A: A boxing ring

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Q: What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?
A: About 1 mile per hour

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Q: Why is milk fast?
A: Because it is pasteurised before you see it

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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A: Sippers

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Q: What kind of sweet goes swinging through the jungle?
A: Tarzi-pan

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Q: How can you stop a rhino from charging?
A: Take away it’s credit cards

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Q: What is an underground train full of professors called?
A: A tube of smarties

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Q: What do ghosts like about tall buildings?
A: They have got lots of scare cases

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Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Q: What does Santa Claus use to weed his garden?
A: His hoe hoe hoe!

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