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Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered
for days
with no food and little water…

One day, just as they were finally about to give up,
crawled into a clearing and there right in front of
them stood a
Cannibal’s Restaurant.

Out front near the entrance was a large menu board.
With the
little energy they had left, they dragged themselves
across the
clearing and looked up to see the following menu:

“Par boiled Priest $12.00
Roast Lion Hunter $14.00
Steamed Politician $198.50”

They struggled into the establishment, dragged
themselves to a
table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before
they ordered,
one of the explorers asked the waiter, “Can you help
me understand
your menu? The first two items are priced about the
same, but the third
item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is

“Are you kidding?” replied the waiter. “Did you ever
try to
CLEAN one of those suckers?”

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