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90 Year Old Man

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt
better… I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think of that?”

The doctor replied, “I have an elderly friend who is a
hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a
hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by
mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He
raised his umbrella and went “bang, bang, bang”, and
the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?”

The 90-year old said, “I’d say somebody else shot the

The doctor said, “My point exactly”.

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