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Archive for November 28th, 2009

Housework

Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.

The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it. ‘We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.’

‘But what about afterward?’ asked her friends.

‘Oh, that …, Ralph was too tired..’

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The Economy is so Bad…

1. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

2. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren’t paying their taxes.

3. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

5. PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

8. A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

9. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

10. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

11. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

12. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?”

13. Motel Six wont leave the light on.

14. The Mafia is laying off judges.

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