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Archive for February, 2009

SENIOR WEDDING

Jacob aged 92 and Sarah age 89 living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind : “Are you the owner?”

The Pharmacist answers : “Yes”

Jacob : We’re about to get married. “Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist : “Of course we do”

Jacob : ” How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist : “All kinds.”

Jacob : “Medicine for rheumatism, sclerosis?”

Pharmacist : “Definitely.”

Jacob : ” How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist : ” Of course.”

Pharmacist : ” Yes a large variety. The works.”

Jacob : ” What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist : “Absolutely.”

Jacob : ” You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist : “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob says to the Pharmacist: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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The Computer swallowed Grandma

Yes, honestly it is true! She pressed “control” and “enter”

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely

The thought just makes me squirm

She must have caught a virusOr been eaten by a worm

I’ve searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind

I’ve even used the internet But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I then asked Jeeves My searches to refine

The reply from him was negative

Not a thing was found online

So, if inside your inbox

My Grandma you should see

Please copy, scan and paste her

And send her back to me.

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