Cracker Jokes

Q: What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas?
A: A ladder in her stocking
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Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowsflake
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Q: Why are school cooks so cruel?
A: Because they batter fish and beat eggs
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Q: What ring is square?
A: A boxing ring
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Q: What was the tortoise doing on the motorway?
A: About 1 mile per hour
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