A Difficult Case

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?”
The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to [...]

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Mothering Sunday

Mothering Sunday U.K. 23rd March 2009
In lieu of the holiday, I thought I’d share a Mother’s Day joke. Did YOUR mother say any of these? (I know mine did!) Happy Mother’s Day everyone!
Things I learned from my Mother
1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do [...]

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Idiots

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,”
said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!” inquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well actually I don’t,” said the student,
“but I hate to see you standing up there all [...]

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