Jacob aged 92 and Sarah age 89 living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind : “Are you the owner?”
The Pharmacist answers : “Yes”
Jacob [...]
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SENIOR WEDDING
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COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
Posted in Computer Swallowed Grandma, tagged comedy fun humour on February 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The Computer swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly it is true! She pressed “control” and “enter”
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virusOr been eaten by a worm
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I’ve even used the internet But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I then [...]
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